#180 – Face Tats and Pet Rats

Humans grooming rats in Baltimore, shaving cream penguins and we take a look the poster child for hugging your daughters and keeping them off social media.

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#179 – Siri & The Cooler Of Wangs

Great band names galore as we learn about the human build a bear lab in AZ, Siri starts recording when she hears your zipper and grandma got run over by a reindeer… but only if by run over you mean blown up and by reindeer you mean the US Army.

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#178 – Tip Toes

I unveil a fool proof & guaranteed solution to climate change that doesn’t involve plagiarizing Bill Burr.  I also expose Tony to the GREATEST FILM TRAILER OF ALL TIME.

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#177 – One Giant Bleep For Mankind

We are celebrating the 50th Anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon Landing by running down the impact of humanity’s greatest achievement both on our everyday lives and the more abstract consequences of the event.

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#176 – Will Smith Doesn’t Have The Answers, Tony

The Area 51 Invasion made the internet fun again for a bit, Will Smith doesn’t know anything of importance, a large woman restrains her boyfriend and a kid admonishes his teacher for wearing PJ’s to his Kindergarten graduation.

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#175 – I Caught A Foul Ball

I’m fresh off the plane from Chicago and back in the Ministry of Silly Talk.  The greatest birthday present of all time, apologizing to Kevin and marveling at the miracle of commercial air travel instead of being all Nikki Glaser about it.  Also, I caught a foul ball which makes me better than you.

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#174 – You’re Running Out Of Time

Tony and I sit down to explain that people who have not yet subscribed to Pod Caviar and One Graham Army are running out of time.  We’re done asking, we’re coming to see you and we really don’t mind.  Also, people overreact (shocker), I don’t know how calendars work and it’s my birfday.

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#173 – Six Degrees To Nuclear Annihilation

The current shenanigans involving Iran (Iranigans) had me thinking a lot about complete thermonuclear destruction.  Tony and I run down some of the best movies and documentaries to help ensure you’re done sleeping for a while.

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