Dear Cubs Fans,
After reading my co-host’s post about last season I would like to thank him for putting it all in perspective. It was an exciting post-season, the Cubs still suck, and their fans handle winning like Tom Cruise on Oprah. They (barely) beat the Indians; join the club. If you don’t believe me, ask the Cubs Organization: Chicago Cubs publicly announce their official 2016 World Series Rings are worth exactly one dollar (real classy move by the way).