#190 – The NBA On Xi N.T.

I’ve been traveling too much and I don’t know what time it is.  The following things are not working for me: The NBA, Communism and Whiskey Tide Pods.  Enjoy!

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#188 – Robots: You’ll Accept Them

With the announcement that Boston Dynamics has released “spot” for the commercial market, Tony and I walk down what is coming and why you won’t do anything about it.

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#187 – Lock, Loo & Two Sultry Sodas

The heist of a golden toilet inspires the next great British Gangster/Larry The Cable Guy film, an All-Pro goes All-Poot, Quantum mechanics tells us that sex and soda are interchangeable and I remix an iconic West Coast Gangster track.

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#186 – Cage The Nicholas

I’m back from Miami and in the MST with Tony to discuss pooing with a stool, check out a Nazi theme park, watch a train wreck of a movie trailer sent in by Dr. Kevin Schmidt and learn about the “hirony off da negro pahlice mahn”

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#185 – Charlie “Possum” Walden (& Macy)

My old man is back in the ministry of silly talk for a quick (family friendly) episode in which he proves he is the master of deciphering accents and we take a look at some brutal British cuisine.  Also, my daughter sits in to hear the commercial she recorded and play us out with some rubber chicken music.

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#184 – No Fun League

The NFL is back… I might not care.  Tony and I kick around unsubstantiated theories about what is killing the NFL and a discuss a possible solution involving little people and camels.  Don’t bring your kids.


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#183 – Labor Day Safety Briefing

In honor of Labor Day and laborers, Tony and I discuss the importance of labor laws and work place safety practices with some help from Klaus the Forklift Driver & a host of graphic workplace safety videos.




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#182 – Stay Out Of The Water

Andrew Luck has made a powerful enemy in former RB OJ Simpson, a man is caught making sweet love to a beach ball and battle lines are being drawn in humanity’s war against dolphins.  Don’t get caught on the wrong side of history, folks.

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#181 – Retro Regressions Vol 1

In hopes of keeping listeners from haphazardly stumbling onto old content I will be curating classic episodes to be rebroadcast a couple of times a month along with a brief update on the state of the podcast.

This inaugural installment features a classic response to a report from Shantell’s older sister about an EMP attack the government was planning in November of 2017.  Did this report thwart the government’s evil plans or is this just crazy internet bullsh*t?  You decide.

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