North Korea fires ‘unidentified projectile’

Last week Pyongyang launched an intermediate-range missile named the Hwasong-12 its longest-range missile yet, according to analysts
“North Korea fired an unidentified projectile at ukchang, South Pyongan province in the afternoon today,” the South’s Joint Chiefs of Staff said in a statement (Yahoo News).
There was no further information given about the nature of the projectile as the bag was found empty, turned inside out, and licked clean.


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Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. John Wooden

Dear Cubs Fans,

After reading my co-host’s post about last season I would like to thank him for putting it all in perspective. It was an exciting post-season, the Cubs still suck, and their fans handle winning like Tom Cruise on Oprah. They (barely) beat the Indians; join the club. If you don’t believe me, ask the Cubs Organization: Chicago Cubs publicly announce their official 2016 World Series Rings are worth exactly one dollar (real classy move by the way).