The Ministry Of Silly Talk Comedy Podcast

49 – The Newfoundland Condemn-iniums

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 07 Jan 2026 04:27:12 +0000

We are doing it again! We will be performing Live at Friends on The Hill in Warner Robins, Ga on Valentines day!! 2/11/26 BE THERE! This week meet some new friends of the show including America’s first line of defense and Canada’s polite approach to offensive names. LFG!

48- Christmas With The Generals!

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 06 Jan 2026 17:37:40 +0000

Gather the family around the TV and experience the magic of the holiday’s with America’s favorite two idiots. We run through the usual rigamarole while celebrating the season with specially curated nonsense. Happy Holidays to you all!

47 – M.O.S.T. LIVE FROM FREINDS ON THE HILL!

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 07 Dec 2025 18:39:24 +0000

Our first live recording at historic Friends On Hill Bar & Grill in Warner Robins, GA! We can’t believe how well this went and the crowd was amazing! Shout out B3, the staff at the venue and everyone who attended. We take the crowd down the rabbit hole of Ministry Of Silly talk lore along with some new bangers. White Trash Regalia themed trivia was a real crowd pleaser along with all of our classic bits and new riffs. Even an unexpected fire next door didn’t stop the show. If you missed it, don’t miss the next one.

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46 – Doing It Our Way

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 07 Dec 2025 18:36:24 +0000

We’re back! In this installment we discover that you just can’t trust the bald. There is a man operating an 18 wheeler while eating customer pickles and doing Karaoke sharing the road with all of us. Jeopardy contestants with a lack of football knowledge trigger this episodes Josh Rage, a meeting of realtors hosted by the weirdest guy in Ohio and Papa John is doing great!

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45 – Places People

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 07 Dec 2025 18:22:50 +0000

We are rapidly approaching our first live comedy podcast recording. As such, we run down (for the last time, I promise) our favorite bits that should be included. If you are in the area, come through on November 22nd and toast with the Generals!

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44 – Ask The Generals

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 07 Dec 2025 18:12:43 +0000

In a new segment we answer old advice column questions as only we can. Don’t forget! We will be performing the podcast Live! November 22nd in beautiful and sunny Warner Robins, Ga at Friends On The Hill Bar and Grill!!! Games! Prizes! Laughs and Special Guests!

43 – We’ll Do It Live!

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 06 Oct 2025 01:58:08 +0000

The live show has a date! November 22nd 2025, at Friends On The Hill in beautiful Warner Robins, Ga we will be recording LIVE!!! GAMES, PRIZES, STUPID VIDEOS!!! BE THERE!

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42 – Major Announcement

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 06 Oct 2025 01:25:32 +0000

We have a major announcement to make and shenanigans aplenty!

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41 – The Showdown

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 06 Oct 2025 01:22:49 +0000

The ultimate showdown to determine the greatest Action Film of all time.

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40 – Action Movie Supremacy Part 1

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 17 Aug 2025 18:57:29 +0000

We set the brackets for the ultimate battle for Action Movie Supremacy.

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39- Yummy Rooster

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 17 Aug 2025 17:58:35 +0000

Just kickin the bobo.

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38 – AL Go Rhythm

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 12 Aug 2025 00:24:57 +0000

The algorithm has gone to the dark side. After being thoroughly confused we try to lighten the mood with mixed results.

Ep. 37 – 1-900-PAUSE

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 26 Jun 2025 02:39:18 +0000

Graham whines, Josh learns about “pause,” and we explore the era of 1-900 numbers… watch this on YouTube.

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Ep. 36 – Hardees’ Knew Her

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 13 Jun 2025 03:09:25 +0000

Check us out on tour! Also, enjoy this week’s mandatory training where our reputation is on the line.

Ep. 35 – The Ultimate Wendy’s Grill Skills Reaction

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 13 Jun 2025 02:39:09 +0000

Wendy’s most notorious training film makes a return to the channel for it’s most definitive breakdown to date… and people will like that.

Ep. 34 – Kanye Loves Fedoras

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 13 Jun 2025 02:32:45 +0000

The hits keep comin and they don’t stop comin.

Ep. 32 – Kissing (?) Cousins

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 28 Apr 2025 23:09:31 +0000

While we try to avoid being overly topical and stick to the jokes… some weeks just aren’t like others.

Ep. 31 – Brewtal Grounds

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 04 Apr 2025 08:00:06 +0000

We kick things off with some Drake related nonsense before discussing being roasted by children and the side effects of BBQ Chicken Mac & Cheese. For desert we pour up some truly brewtal content in the form of extremely problematic Coffee advertisements from the 1960s.

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Ep. 30 – How Do You Say Safety?

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 27 Mar 2025 08:00:07 +0000

We kick things off by examining some foreign language skills that could benefit any American in today’s world, before we move seamlessly into this week’s safety briefing. Is that a shovel, a weapon, or something more practical for your mother to use in the kitchen? This week’s Sports In Your Shorts segment examines what is and isn’t working in the NBA and MLB. After the break we discover the existence of a Kid Rock tribute band and try to find out if we will find ourselves and others attractive when we get old.

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Ep. 29 – In The Sand

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 27 Mar 2025 02:21:44 +0000

Josh describes cleaning out the home of one of the most prolific collectors in human history & we learn what it takes to be the Queen of Checkout.

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Ep. 28 – Reverse Sponsorship

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:05:55 +0000

$13 water, MLB bans “PooP Games” and what to expect from a career at Red Lobster.

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Ep. 27 – Hip-Hop’s Foremost Experts

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 21 Feb 2025 03:27:32 +0000

G&J discuss discuss LA Caviar’s latest mix tape, one of the greatest bars in rap history, and a story about a VERY real Ja Rule themed wedding for a couple of white people that happened on a Tuesday afternoon and featured one of America’s most celebrated HBCU dance teams. That’s not a joke but it is funny. Plus a Ja x Metallica collab NOBODY asked for.

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Ep. 25 – Old Jeep? Food!

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 08 Feb 2025 17:13:34 +0000

Old jeep food, old lady waffle and the greatest basketball player of all time reminds us what it means to be a member of the greatest team ever assembled… McDonalds.

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Ep. 24 – Waiting For The Bus W/ Uncle Rico

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 02 Feb 2025 01:14:39 +0000

The most polite argument in history, waiting for the bus and a delusional middle aged man goes all uncle Rico on us.

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Ep. 23 – Tiger Moves: The Final McChapter

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:16:47 +0000

We finally bid farewell to the self defense guru, lover and violence enthusiast John McSweeney. Thank you very much, John. Thank you very much, Paul.

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Ep. 22 – The Competitive Fan Stopping Community

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:13:45 +0000

Our respective undergarment mismanagement continues, Josh believes he can beat the GOAT fan stopper and we creep ever closer to finally finishing the tome that is, John McSweeney’s Total Self Defense system.

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Ep 21. – Karate Is For Children And Trophies

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 04 Jan 2025 04:18:36 +0000

Shout out to BeBe, Tony and all the Generals worldwide. Happy New Year. Graham needs to move around more, Josh needs to know more about special girls and John McSweeney has taken a dark turn.

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Ep. 20 – John And Paul After Dark

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 04 Jan 2025 04:17:00 +0000

We discover we haven’t made nearly the progress we should have, but tonight we take a big bite out of John McSweeny’s love letter to his assistant (disguised as a self defense training video) in a special after dark recording. Plus we dig into a question from the hotline sure to stimulate your mind.

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Ep. 19 – It’s A Karate Christmas!

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 20 Dec 2024 23:16:33 +0000

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and yours from the Ministry. Shout out to Tony over at the Empire of Caviar for his post about a Dallas man with an unhealthy obsession with his sister, we berate listeners for not calling the hotline and we make some interesting progress through John McSweeny’s Self Defense/Love/Murder training.

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Ep. 18 – WTF is a Hupsi?

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 16 Dec 2024 01:36:41 +0000

The off-putting marketing campaign behind a jarred sausage slurry from Germany eases us into the most romantic action packed training film we have seen to date. Thank you very much Paul, thank you.

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Ep. 17 – Who Stole The Joke?

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 04 Dec 2024 03:20:22 +0000

Did Stavros steal Josh’s joke? Well… no… and it’s not really a joke, it’s a question, but we do need content. PLUS! Another million dollar idea, a Thanksgiving wrap up, and we get start learning how to defend ourselves from a true master of self defense during this week’s mandatory employee training.

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Ep. 16 – Who Is Basil John

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 25 Nov 2024 19:42:18 +0000

America’s sharpest news anchor adds a few extra Os to his name, we discuss the physical and emotional aftermath of the fried chicken war and take a sneak peak at some upcoming mandatory training.

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Ep. 15 – The Battle For Chicken Supremacy

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 18 Nov 2024 19:10:14 +0000

Only one bird will emerge…

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Ep. 14 – A Deep Fried Discussion Part 1

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 14 Nov 2024 08:00:12 +0000

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Ep. 13 – Employee Of The Month

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 05 Nov 2024 07:00:03 +0000

That Halloween episode kinda stunk but we’re back with some heat for you this week. Josh tells us a story of deriving ultimate power from a pin and we learn the ins and outs of serving the elderly at Publix.

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Ep. 12 – Halloween The Great Eggscape

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 29 Oct 2024 17:25:29 +0000

Happy Halloween, Generals! Enjoy the shenanigans and a story of Halloween past that is at least 40% accurate.

Ep. 11 – If I Snap My Fingers…

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 22 Oct 2024 02:16:12 +0000

…you will forget this episode exists. Royalty free music, weird interview advice and Jewel-Osco gaslights you into being a good employee.

Ep. 10 – 30 Thieves And The Dunderchief

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 21 Oct 2024 21:40:43 +0000

Dueling soundboards, misheard lyrics and the horror of Blockbuster video.

Ep. 9 – World’s Greatest Comedy Film Part 2

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 07 Oct 2024 23:44:19 +0000

Welp. We did it. The greatest comedy film of all time is…

Ep. 8 – World’s Greatest Comedy Film Part 1

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 01 Oct 2024 14:15:31 +0000

As a goof we set out to attempt creating a top 10 best comedy films of all time list. We learned that such a task is IMPOSSIBLE so to try and bring some order to the chaos we spent this episode carefully crafting a single elimination bracket system for determining a champion.

Ep. 7 – Fried Chicken Is Inevitable

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 23 Sep 2024 20:30:07 +0000

We discuss the impending multi-part fried chicken episodes, a new cartoon debuts and the inevitable rise of prompt based AI entertainment.

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Ep. 6 – DJ Phone Home

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 23 Sep 2024 20:26:53 +0000

A UK man shares a very interesting job from 32 years ago, holiday scams and other hysterical banter.

Ep. 5 – Pig Spleen Weather

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 10 Sep 2024 02:06:35 +0000

We make something out of nothing, not unlike making weather predictions using organ meat. Craigslist is the gift that keeps on giving and you should avoid any product alleging to relieve gas. Hit us up RIGHT NOW at 847-665-9238

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Ep. 4 – Do One Thing Right

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 02 Sep 2024 20:00:47 +0000

We shame non-subscribers, crappy theme restaurants and all of the terrible “breastaurants” across America. Either be a strip club or a restaurant, do one of those things correctly or don’t do either. Plus a bonus safety briefing for this Labor Day weekend.

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Ep. 3 – The Cadillac of Commodes

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 26 Aug 2024 21:52:03 +0000

We take a trip to the Ministry’s research and development lab to take number 2 into the 21st century and beyond.

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Ep. 2 – Your Mom’s Pager

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 24 Aug 2024 04:36:24 +0000

Poor toilet seat purchases, more important dolphin information and we try to modernize a classic your mama joke but end up reinventing toilets.

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Ep. 1 – 306th Time Is The Charm

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 15 Aug 2024 08:00:37 +0000

306th time is always the charm. Welcome to the all new Ministry Of Silly Talk Comedy Podcast. Text or call at 847-665-9238. Operators are standing by…

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#305 – Skibidi Farting Preacher

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 04:20:58 +0000

If you’ve been here long enough you might be tired of the farting preacher. Well Josh hasn’t seen it so be nice. We also get a message to the hotline inquiring about modern slang.

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#304 – Increase Profits: Fill That Bag Up

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 01 Jul 2024 00:35:43 +0000

Fill that bag up with Crystal Pepsi. Subscribe, now.

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#303 – Went To Baker’s Square And Got A Waffle

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 20 Jun 2024 17:46:57 +0000

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#302 – Craig E. List

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 13 Jun 2024 08:00:35 +0000

Some AI voice cloning, the people of Craigslist and it’s time to clock in at the Chee. https://suno.com/@one_graham_army

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#301 – Google Reviews Of Vengance

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 31 May 2024 03:48:40 +0000

Terrible yet effective marketing, an examination of one of America’s many terrible doctor’s offices, and some sports in your shorts.

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#300 – Streaks Of Regret (White Pants)

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 16 May 2024 02:44:59 +0000

Instead of patting myself on the back for FINALLY getting to 300 episodes, this happened. Josh is settling in and things are getting back to “normal” around here. Enjoy.

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#299 – Dick Deal and How To Steal

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 08 May 2024 08:00:56 +0000

We’re back and for some reason, still with a weird hum in the background. If you can stand it, this one is a banger. If you can’t, I’ll tear this place apart trying to find the source before episode 300.

We don’t need to f*****g practice, Randy.

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#298 – About That Last Episode…

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 02 May 2024 17:51:31 +0000

I lied. The One Graham Army Podcast won’t die and this episode will make you question why it won’t. Our latest victim (co-host) Josh, is an old drinking buddy of mine who doesn’t drink these days. We ran into each other recently and I can’t wait to indoctrinate him into the One Graham Army and see his contributions to the global war on coherency. LFG!

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#297 – All Good Things… Again.

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 02 Apr 2024 08:00:35 +0000

Welp. That will do it for the One Graham Army Podcast as we know it. But don’t fret (or celebrate depending on how you feel about my crappy content) because the brand new Grubbin’ With Graham is dropping soon *working title*. We will discuss food of all kinds from crappy noodles to fancy dining with guests, call ins and more! It will be better and more structured than ever before. Can’t wait to see you there. Special thanks to anyone who ever supported, interacted or even despised my previous efforts. This has been an interesting hobby and I look forward to improving on the experience.

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#296 – Happy Birthday Jesus, Let’s Solve Some Mysteries

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 05 Feb 2024 06:00:59 +0000

Tony celebrates his birthday here in the Ministry Of Silly Talk and it is an edited mess. We dispute the value of spoken word poetry vs battle rap, explore the internet’s unsung creators and we solve one of the longest standing mysteries in the podcast’s history.

Happy Birthday, General!

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#295 – Sports With A Capital Soccer

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 15 Jan 2024 08:00:47 +0000

Continuing this run of in-person episodes with Tony, we discuss the return of Sports With A Capital F, the updated Patreon page and Graham’s new found love of EPL football.

Come on you Irons and come on and subscribe.

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#294 – r/Crappy Music

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 08 Jan 2024 00:10:38 +0000

It has either been far too long, or not long enough. Either way, we’re back baby! Tony is live in the Ministry Of Silly Talk to bring in the new year and explore the world of r/crappymusic and this subreddit doesn’t disappoint.

Podcast episodes are back and as terrible as ever this year!!!

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#293 – Awesom-0 vs The WGA

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 22 May 2023 04:00:41 +0000

I sit down to discuss the future of the podcast and humanity. AI is basically Awesom-0. I support the industrial action taking place regarding the WGA strike. However, we may be through the looking glass. Let us explore by doing some hacky stuff with AI.

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#292 – Bad Bitch Zodiac

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 21 Apr 2023 23:17:31 +0000

I’m a baddie for my baddie friend. I review one of the many fine products available at www.badbitchzodiac.com.

Bonus: this counts as church.

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#291 – Ministry Of Silly Talks: The Updates

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 28 Feb 2023 16:30:48 +0000

Hi there. Just some updates on all the goings on here at The Ministry of Silly Talks including a first look at the title credits for GutFeast! Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing and might still mean something.

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# 290 – Saving The Day Part 2 w/ Tony & Griff

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 16 Jan 2023 04:51:56 +0000

Part 2! Griff calls in and we really get down to unifying the differences between relativity and quantum physics. Enjoy!

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#289 – Saving The Day w/ Tony Baltimore Part 1

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 08 Jan 2023 04:37:41 +0000

After a lengthy and sporadic hiatus, the podcast is back. This is part 1 of Tony’s most recent return to the ministry of silly talk. It is literally the media event of the century. In part 1 we discuss the past, present and future of our respective media empire’s, the state of Ghostbusters plus we finally unify quantum mechanics and relativity.

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#288 – Grill Skillz 2.0

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 16 Oct 2022 19:19:07 +0000

Rebroadcast of our latest viewing of the world’s greatest employee training video. If you missed it live go follow OGA at twitch.tv/onegrahamarmy

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#287 – Untitled Animation Project and Bizarre Protests

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 03 Oct 2022 18:56:32 +0000

Gears are shifting around here so I’d like to announce the beginnings of our as yet untitled animation project. You can support the effort by visiting patreon.com/onegrahamarmy. Also, I saw some people on the side of the road with signs about penis. Pretty great.

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#286 – Foosball Is The Debil

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 09 Sep 2022 16:58:27 +0000

Tony calls in to blither while we draft out 2022 Fantasy Football Teams. Hey, it’s content. Stay tuned as well for updates and trash talk from members of the league all season long.

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#285 – Weapons Of The Future Past

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 15 Aug 2022 18:23:38 +0000

Our resident weapons expert, Adam is back in the ministry of silly talk to take a look at weapon systems of the future from the past.

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#284 – Royalty Free Candy (It’s The Return)

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 04 Jul 2022 23:18:31 +0000

Oh snap, Tony is back live and in person at the ministry of silly talk and we get right to it. Always a treat when real players meet and you can feel the vibes when we’re doin it live. I’ll stop now. Subscribe.

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#283 – It’s Taco Tuesday!

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 06 Jun 2022 01:00:23 +0000

It’s Taco Tuesday Damnit! Cruises are awful, the new segments are great, an actual wholesome Vietnam Veteran moment and we meet a budding new scientists.

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#282 – Feed Drop – Babblin’ & Dabblin Sir Flinders Balls

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 01 Jun 2022 17:43:38 +0000

With the impending return of Babblin’ & Dabblin’ to podcast feeds everywhere it seemed like a good time to make that event about me. Seriously though check out Babblin’ & Dabblin’ where you get podcast and enjoy this appearance by yours truly. Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing but it means A LOT to the show. Audio available where you get podcasts and at capfsports.com Don’t miss out on live shows and gaming over at Twitch.tv/OneGrahamArmy Get official One Graham Army merch and check out other sick designs at www.shirtcaviar.com where you won’t be able to help but shirt yourself. Use promo code OGA to save 10% at checkout.

#281 – Good Lord What Is Happening In There

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 22 May 2022 21:45:17 +0000

With emerging internet trend of early 2000s high school being a VibE Tony and I dig through some recently digitized footage I shot at Evanston Township High School circa 2001. Possibly uncovering a scandal! But probably not…

#280 – Health Watch!

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 13 May 2022 19:10:04 +0000

Two aging millennials discuss some recent health issues that have been keeping them from doing their respective podcasts. Also, a robot that Tony actually wouldn’t smash, some awful Jada content and a sick new segment intro.

#279 – Let’s Get It Started And Never Stop Starting

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 25 Apr 2022 08:00:15 +0000

Let’s get it started!!! Let’s keep starting and never stop starting!

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#278 – Shaq’s Secret Bucket

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 24 Mar 2022 02:17:48 +0000

Accordion Spiderman is all the inspiration we need, a Saudi Bird Hunting party, tasty feet and the Shaq attack nobody knew about.

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#277 – Community Noise

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 09 Mar 2022 00:05:43 +0000

Tony is in Ukraine filming the new Batman movie “Earnest Goes To Kiev”. In the interim enjoy this live episode featuring our new co-host Ed McGraham.

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#276 – Post Game Stream Highlights W/ Fleaski & Jesus

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 15 Feb 2022 20:02:54 +0000

Audio pulled from the Post Game Gaming Stream at www.twitch.tv/OneGrahamArmy featuring the return of our official sports correspondent Fleaski and a call in from Tony Baltimore.

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#275 – LS Who… Approved This?

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 10 Feb 2022 01:48:05 +0000

Tony loses his Twitter account, LSU loses their credibility, Karen loses her mind to a classical soundtrack and Craigslist keeps doing the heavy lifting.

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#274 – Chocolate Hands & Craigslist Bans

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 26 Jan 2022 04:16:26 +0000

Yes, the audio is gainy. It will be fixed moving forward but this content is too lit to re-record, dude. This episode features a disgusting dessert for idiots, a fire extinguisher facial for a single idiot and two idiots curating the finest social commentary the people of Craigslist can muster.

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#273 – And, We’re Back

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 17 Jan 2022 23:48:04 +0000

New and improved! Craigslist’s is still a place people go for social discourse, a guy from Cincinnati has some pretty reasonable demands and we explore some fine American art.

We are back from hiatus and if you haven’t watched in a while or you’re new to the show, we hope you’ll join the Global War On Coherency moving forward.

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#272 – We’ll Be Right Back..

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 16 Nov 2021 03:54:45 +0000

Karen covers NWA at a school board meeting, a musical hat inspired by a shirtless Amazon review and the serious dilemmas facing the contemporary man.

I want to thank all of you who have stuck it out in the past and especially during the rocky time I’ve had getting the podcast back on its feet since the pandy started.

The show is on hiatus until 2022 but in the mean time I will be checking in on everyone and I will still be streaming over at twitch.tv/onegrahamarmy

We will be back, better than ever, soon. Just need time to implement the changes that are needed and improve the experience for us all. Be safe.

#271 – Why You Filmin’ Me?

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 19 Oct 2021 22:24:54 +0000

Adam is back in the Ministry Of Silly Talk where we blither about an old but very clean lady, real life peter griffin, small transgressions and we finally get the skinny on that Russian guy who turned an airport into a Mario Kart track.

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#270 – Kontraband Fried Chicken

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 28 Sep 2021 18:18:33 +0000

The Aussies are trippin, a corny IG sales pitch exploits 9/11 to sell you life insurance, patriotic D rating and Tony orders some grub.

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#269 – Small Problems

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 13 Sep 2021 21:25:19 +0000

Tony get’s groceries, a small problem for a man in a love triangle and Cosby asserts dominance.

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#268 – Max Payne Train

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 01 Sep 2021 21:27:05 +0000

Tony zooms in for this week’s decent into absurdity. Does anyone really decide to listen or not to listen based on these descriptions?

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#266 – The Crate Escape

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 25 Aug 2021 01:04:56 +0000

There is a new epidemic in America disproportionately affecting minority communities and sweeping the internet. Scott B from Babblin’ & Dabblin’ zooms in to discuss this and much much more. Babblin’ & Dabblin’ is available wherever you get podcasts.

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#264 – Gorilla $tak and Wendy’s Rap

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 10 Aug 2021 19:25:58 +0000

My sides still hurt from this one. This is a proper festival of absurdity as we run the gambit from walking down memory lane to the musical and psychological implications of Wendy’s employee training system. Plus he owed us some music and he explains why we’re still waiting…

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262 – Super Secret Mystery Guest

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 02 Aug 2021 00:29:56 +0000

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#261 – Tony’s Theme

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 23 Jul 2021 01:02:45 +0000

Well we didn’t really have anything but fortunately through my musical prowess, some video’s from your Uncle Lou and Tony’s creativity we banged out a better than expected episode this week. Don’t miss it!

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#260 – T.V.P. Freely

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 14 Jul 2021 04:01:03 +0000

People have kinks. Some people’s kink is presenting their kink to the masses disguised as prime time television. Tony joins me for some great reactions to mainstream presentations of perversions from the past and Netflix’s 2021 addition to the genre. Enjoy!

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#257 – A What Of Mayonnaise?

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 09 Jun 2021 16:39:50 +0000

Oh Em Gee Generals! We’re back in the ministry of silly talk, in person, no mask and swappin’ respiratory droplets. I wasn’t expecting the learning curve to be so steep trying to do it like this again but there are yucks-o-plenty.

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#256 – The Last Of The Pandemic Whines Part II

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 25 May 2021 22:39:23 +0000

Scott from Babblin’ & Dabblin’ and the Five Head Podcast zooms in to be assaulted by the last of my pandy rants and look at some funny stuff. This is Part 2.

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#256 – The Last Of The Pandemic Whines Part I

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 25 May 2021 22:31:21 +0000

Scott from Babblin’ & Dabblin’ and the Five Head Podcast zooms in to be assaulted by the last of my pandy rants and look at some funny stuff. This is Part 1.

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#255 – Fart_Simulator

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 14 May 2021 01:47:55 +0000

Tony and I discover the greatest thing since the hamster dance, watch a foiled heist and put the call out to listeners to find us a sub reddit that really speaks to us.

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#253 – The Cleveland Whites

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 20 Apr 2021 22:44:41 +0000

Slamming slam poetry, random reddit insanity and we wonder if the Browns by any other name would still suck as bad.

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#250 – Dr. Drew & RoboCop Too

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 31 Mar 2021 03:40:49 +0000

I confess to having never seen RoboCop, a woman pays the price for asking a crazy person his name and you’ve been warned for the last time about subscribing. Also, Dr. Drew thinks I’m funny, I ask good questions and he provides some good news regarding new medical guidelines.

We’re stuck with the zoom audio this time folks but it’ll be back to normal next week.

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#249 – (Part 1) Uncle Lou’s Big Bag Of Goodies

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 08 Mar 2021 19:43:39 +0000

Shout out to Uncle Lou Sassoles for the care package of gifts and gags plus down with fascism, a NY bus roasting and an entire generation forgets bout Earnest. #RIPJimVarney

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#249 – (Part 2) Uncle Lou’s Big Bag Of Goodies

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 08 Mar 2021 19:42:21 +0000

Part 2 of 2

Shout out to Uncle Lou Sassoles for the care package of gifts and gags plus down with fascism, a NY bus roasting and an entire generation forgets bout Earnest. #RIPJimVarney

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#246 – The Global Baldist Agenda

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 22 Feb 2021 15:30:12 +0000

Tony is back, the soundboard is fixed and it’s time to get real. Are the bald attempting to secretly control the world? We wildly free associate to arrive at the terrifying and totally accurate answer to this question.

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Also, check out the new Five Head Podcast on YouTube featuring yours truly.

#245 – Waffles And Mortality W/ Scott From Babblin’ & Dabblin’

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 07 Feb 2021 04:26:36 +0000

Scott from the Babblin’ & Dabblin’ podcast is in the (zoom) house! I unveil an audio time capsule in the form of my answering machine tape from the year 2000, we check out an oxygen free way to start the day & we get a look at the actual Burger King… like a king made of burgers.

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#244 – OCB Is The Place To Be! (Live Audio)

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 07 Feb 2021 04:19:00 +0000

Audio from the live stream recorded 30 January 2021. Never again miss a live stream by subscribing to the One Graham Army on YouTube, Facebook and Twitch.

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#243 – Employee Training The Musical! (Live Stream Audio)

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 07 Feb 2021 04:17:13 +0000

Audio from the live stream on 16 January 2021. Never miss another live stream by subscribing to the One Graham Army on YouTube, Facebook or Twitch!

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#241 – 2020 Year In Review: 2020

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 01 Jan 2021 19:49:58 +0000

I engage in one of the most insufferable acts in all of entertainment, the year in review show. But this one is good, promise

Enjoy!

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Happy New Year, Generals!!

#240 – Tony Baltimore

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 20 Dec 2020 19:30:57 +0000

If your name is Adolf Hitler, change your name. If you are elected to public office, don’t say “of course I don’t want to subjugate the world”, it makes people nervous. Plus janky home makeovers, promo codes and more musings on what Graham has learned from 90s employee training videos.

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#239 – Slangin Crystal (Pepsi) Live Stream Audio

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 20 Dec 2020 19:21:59 +0000

Audio from the live stream where we learned how to sell Crystal Pepsi and increase profits.

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#238 – Pandy Makes You Dandy

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 05:02:05 +0000

After months of jumping through hoops to innovate and expand the podcast amidst the litany of obstacles to doing so, I finally just sit down with you and do what I should have been doing this whole time, a podcast. I get a little introspective and relatable though so listener discretion is advised.

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Be safe, wear a mask and be nice to each other, damnit.

#237 – Face Ghost Coast To Coast

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 25 Nov 2020 01:25:22 +0000

11 Months in the making, Tony and I finally do a podcast on the internet with normal video and audio. Dolphin awareness (looking at you NFL), Tony’s LA TV debut and… well… you know the drill.

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#236 – Pizza The Hutt Live!

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 25 Nov 2020 01:20:53 +0000

Slightly improved audio from the Historic multi-platform stream enjoyed by 10s of people. OGA is now streaming live on Facebook, Twitch AND YouTube. Vintage Pizza Hut training video, lively chat and I may be getting used to these noods.

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#234 – Spicy Noods and Nintendo Rudes

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 11 Nov 2020 20:23:51 +0000

Once again this is just the audio from my last live stream available on YouTube. Still a pretty good time enjoying the rudest of employee training videos where instead of berating you, Nintendo wants you to know that the customer is always dumb.

#233 – Expensive Hobbies w/ Adam Mitchell

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 24 Oct 2020 18:24:43 +0000

Adam joins me via the One Graham Army hotline to catch up a bit. Lots of laughs, self diagnosis and the cost of living that pew pew life.

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#232- Podcaviar: The Lost Tapes

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 15 Oct 2020 16:53:56 +0000

Tony has rebooted Podcaviar out in L.A. and to celebrate I’m brining you the lost final episode of Podcaviar ever recorded at the ministry of silly talk. Recorded in January of 2020 nobody could have guessed how things would play out so it makes for a fun listen. Plus we are trashed.

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#231 – Hardee’s, Chicken and Beer LIVE!

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 15 Oct 2020 16:51:15 +0000

Thanks to everyone who has been joining us over at twitch.tv/onegrahamarmy for the live streams. This is the audio from the last stream in which we experience the passive aggressive training techniques for Hardee’s employees and I drink beer and eat fried chicken. Enjoy!

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#230 – Buster Sales Live

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 29 Sep 2020 17:38:34 +0000

I will do normal podcasts for audio listeners again soon but since I am creating the content it seems only right to post the audio for you guys. Check out this latest installment of retro training videos where a young woman is haunted by a condescending poltergeist who helps her learn how to more effectively rent blockbuster videos.

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#229 – Grill Skills Live

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 23 Sep 2020 16:01:54 +0000

This is the audio from a recent live stream I did at twitch.tv/onegrahamarmy where we watched a young man have a psychotic break during which he learns to make Wendy’s burgers with the help of a rapping grill master. Subscribe to the twitch stream and never miss a stream.

The episode is very video heavy so you may want to check it out on the OGA YouTube channel.

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#228 – Scott Barnhart of Babblin’ & Dabblin’

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 15 Sep 2020 18:41:33 +0000

Scott turns out to be a proper OGA General and a great guest. We chat about all manner of things and still managed to leave some stuff on the table for next time. Enjoy!

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#227 – Camdon Hill of Babblin’ & Dabblin’

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 30 Aug 2020 21:23:49 +0000

Camdon Hill is the co-host of the Babblin’ & Dabblin’ podcast, available where you get ’em. This is the most inspirational interview in the podcast’s history.

Ok, it’s mostly about being sad while trying to make people laugh and hot poops but it’s very funny and I dig a terrible segment out of the crates.

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#226 – Send Noods

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 17 Aug 2020 20:21:24 +0000

This episode is the audio from my appearance on my sister’s twitch stream where we ate some VERY spicy noodles and try to do a podcast at the same time.

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#225 – Shake, Rattle and Scroll

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 08 Aug 2020 20:00:58 +0000

Tony can add Earthquakes to the list of awesome things that have happened since he moved to L.A. but first I blither about the passing of Wilford Brimley and retire a drop from the soundboard. Also we talk shirts, dolphin dangers and better luck next year.

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#224 – Home Defense Cannon

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 02 Aug 2020 19:27:07 +0000

Adam is recovering well from a Covid diagnosis and was kind enough to join me during his self imposed quarantine to talk government overreach, video games, cop stories and the importance of 17th century weapons in (pants optional) home defense.

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#223 – Talking Unicorn

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 27 Jul 2020 20:17:34 +0000

Talking Unicorn sits down for a chat. This is the dumbest thing I have ever done. Sorry.

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#222 – J. Diane

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 15 Jul 2020 22:58:13 +0000

J. Diane is a protester, host of the Stop Resisting podcast and veteran of the George Perez Stories podcast. You should be following her.

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#221 – Who’s That On The Birthday Line?

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 03 Jul 2020 05:59:11 +0000

In the midst of the glorious celebration of life that is my birthday, Dr. Kevin Schmidt barges in over the phone with almost nothing nice to say. I play your calls to the hotline too. Check out the Babblin’ & Dabblin’ podcast and thanks to those guys for buzzing in and having me on recently.

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Wear a fucking mask and stay out of bars. Happy Independence Day.

#220 – Creative Positions & Physical Barriers

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 15 Jun 2020 15:33:02 +0000

Getting in the groove doing the podcasts over the phone. A guy really wants to shake a hand, allies from unexpected places, Lost Angeles, Family Feud the movie and saying goodbye to a legendary kitty.

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#219 – DMX Saves The News Cycle

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 01 Jun 2020 20:14:18 +0000

If you’re a long time listener, you know where Tony and I stand. ION maybe Will Smith does have the answers, an ill timed move to LA, Dolphins still suck and Tony is on twitch going bonkers.

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Be safe out there folks, just remember it’s 2020 and anything is possible.

#218 – Streaming Pile Of This

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 27 May 2020 17:24:29 +0000

Enjoy this 3rd attempt to do the same episode where I ultimately forgot to record quality audio, that people don’t answer random numbers and how to do a podcast. Special thanks to Becky and Adam for picking up the phone and help this train wreck pull into the station.

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#217 – Dolphin Dawn

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 18 May 2020 04:19:36 +0000

Dolphins are coming, and not necessarily to town. The return of Pod Caviar is nigh, existing is pretty great and more!

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#216 – Party Like It’s Tuesday

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 08 May 2020 20:06:51 +0000

To celebrate Cinco De Mayo I did a live stream that I don’t remember and then played a conversation Tony and I had just one year ago when everything was still silly.

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#215 – Annie Walker

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 27 Apr 2020 05:23:51 +0000

Annie Walker is the Creative Director and Owner/Operator of the fitness apparel company The Cool PPL and a fellow Evanstonian. Check out thecoolppl.com for all of your athletic wear needs.

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#214 – Weekend Live Stream 04/18/20

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 24 Apr 2020 01:32:14 +0000

Join us live at twitch.tv/onegrahamarmy on Friday or Saturday for these live episodes. I take calls to the hotline at 847-665-9238 and show you all the wacky videos I can’t play for guests right now. Special thanks to BeBe in Saudi Arabia and Dr. Kevin Schmidt for calling in!

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#213 – All Day Breakfast Fail

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 18 Apr 2020 20:11:08 +0000

Adam joins me on his way to his essential workplace. We discuss great (and not so great) science fiction and we find out that McDonald is no longer offering all day breakfast at the worst possible time.

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Be safe!

#212 – Talk About Anything Else w/ Tony Baltimore

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 10 Apr 2020 19:47:44 +0000

In the spirit of talking about literally anything else, Tony and I compare and contrast the good the bad and the ugly of Star Trek TOS, TNG, DS9 and VOY. Everyone has a take on what is happening right now so we owe you some good old mindless entertainment. Stay home if you can. If not, please be safe.

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#211 – Tony Baltimore

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 04 Apr 2020 17:44:55 +0000

Audio quality improvement on this one since I can simultaneously record the live stream and a podcast quality audio file. Tony and I try to not talk about the only thing there is to talk about and end up talking about it anyway. After this if I can’t find something nice to talk about I’m not going to talk about anything at all.

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#210 – Mr Fleabo Jackson

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 31 Mar 2020 00:57:11 +0000

A live stream conversation with OGA OG Fleaskiii. Flea works in the service industry which has been especially hard hit. We check in on each other, crack some jokes and Flea runs down what he’s doing now to put together the pieces.

Please stay inside if you can, wash your hands and be kind to your neighbors.

Apologies for the audio as it was ripped from the live stream. I’m getting there while learning how this live streaming thing works.

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#209 – Live Jive (For Real This Time)

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 21 Mar 2020 04:11:31 +0000

You guys and gal made this one possible and I can’t tell you how much I appreciate your calls to the hotline to help keep from bouncing off the walls. After this episode I will stop mentioning the quarantine because, we get it. Lets have some fun and hit me up at 847-665-9238 and leave a message until I figure out how to take live calls.

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An humongous General’s salute to Tony, BeBe, Lou Sassoles, Rugged Rus and everyone who has ever called in or even attempted to listen to the show.

#208 – Slow News Day

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 20 Mar 2020 01:49:14 +0000

Adam and his old lady stop by to talk about stuff. Not much going on so we just kinda try to riff on whatever we can come up with. Hopefully something of interest will happen soon, because all of this uninterrupted normal life is getting boring.

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#207 – Live From The Thunderdome

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 14 Mar 2020 19:06:40 +0000

The last episode was a sick guy blithering followed by a re-run. Sorry about that. This episode is an asymptomatic guy blithering in an all new episode. I’ve got some cold medicine induced speculation for you here and since the mandatory quarantine’s are imminent, expect more frequent updates from the bunker.

Dial 847-665-9238 and let me know how Coronavirus is affecting you and what you’re doing to pass the time.

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#206 – Retro Regressions: Volume III

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 09 Mar 2020 20:26:46 +0000

I have a cold from going to space camp and Adam is sick too. So I power through recent events and bless you with a retro episode that centers around a fun interaction I had at a baseball game and considering public gatherings will soon be outlawed, its pretty damn relevant.

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#205- Artist Brandon Treadaway

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 02 Mar 2020 04:08:27 +0000

Brandon and I served together and we both have an interest in creating art. Unlike me, he has some insane talent. We sat down to discuss his art, reminisce about those formative years we spent in the military and talk boxing. Buy his phenomenal artwork and follow him on IG @bway_art_ and on Facebook at BwayArt.

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#204 – Your Mom Can DM Me

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 23 Feb 2020 22:38:24 +0000

Adam and I sit down to discuss the most cringe worthy celebrity support video for the bullying victim in Australia, soundboard history, OG OGA music, steamed hams and Irish Guacamole.

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#203 – Grand Theft Dolphin

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 16 Feb 2020 22:10:26 +0000

Some clarification regarding the “this is for Rachel” guy. We also catch up with Tony out in LA and get his thoughts regarding the recent spate of dolphin murders in Florida, find out if GTA 5 has helped him navigate the city and he tells a story about the creepiest Uber ride in recorded history. Stay tuned after the episode for some more exclusive music.

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#202 – Darth Lopez

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 02 Feb 2020 21:11:03 +0000

Some lady named Rachel is in big trouble, nanobots made from frog DNA are coming, some great calls to the hotline (including some advice on more athletic pooping styles) and Star Wars Mad Libs.

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#201 – The Departed x The Muppets

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 26 Jan 2020 22:26:10 +0000

Martin Scorsese’s The Departed becomes less silly when you subtract the cast and add Muppets, if you hear this show and live in Georgia you could win free booze and Graham digs up one of his greatest musical creations.

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#200 – The Reboot

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 20 Jan 2020 19:53:57 +0000

This numerical milestone also comes with the unique challenge of evolving the podcast with the help of a new co-host, Adam. Keep those videos and calls to the hotline coming and bear with us as we dive into yet another iteration of the podcast. Thanks for coming along for the ride, in advance.

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#199 – Take A Bow, General

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 06 Jan 2020 18:53:00 +0000

Tony is moving to Los Angeles to further his career and we’re all super proud of him. In what may be our last in-person podcast we stroll down memory lane from his earliest appearances on the show to his long run as my co-host. This is a fantastic opportunity for General Baltimore but I’m gunna miss my buddy, dammit.

Listeners, please dial (847)665-9238 and leave a message to let Tony know we are all rooting for him.

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#198 – Norwegian Butter Heist

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 29 Dec 2019 22:20:05 +0000

X-Mas is over but we keep bringing the gifts. A new workout option for couples has us excited about 2020, a person from Norway needs your butter and the most obnoxious Christmas toy of all time finds it’s way into the Ministry Of Silly Talk. Also, big shout out to Lou Sassoles for hitting the hotline and to our Patrons Ross Plunkett & Mark Tanner.

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#197 – Griff McGriff

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 22 Dec 2019 02:38:09 +0000

Griff is in the house! We talk about microphone discipline, hysterical accents, robot cops, and Jerry Lewis the gangster. Warning: This episode contains irresponsible use of the soundboard.

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#196 – Bumpy Road To Coo Coo Town

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 09 Dec 2019 20:46:40 +0000

Tony and I breakdown another viral prediction about the collapse of society, the intolerant robots of the Boston PD and a holiday phone conversation with Original General, Fleaskiii.

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#195 – The Harvest

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 01 Dec 2019 17:38:40 +0000

Tony and I sit down to give thanks for Christmas themed child endangerment, raunchy demons and the Chinese organ harvest.

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#194 – Marriage Shaves Lives

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 19 Nov 2019 01:24:57 +0000

For the first time ever, the military may save kids from making the biggest contractual mistake of their lives, I accidentally removed 25% of my face and clapping is violence. Also, a retrospective on the hilarious 90’s comedy classic, Sling Blade.

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#193 – Retro Regressions Vol 2

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 11 Nov 2019 23:47:59 +0000

Episode 200 is looming. I have some ideas of what to do to mark the event but I am open to suggestions from the listeners. Then we travel all the way back to 2017 when I thoughtfully articulated my take on the most pressing issues of the day.

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#192 – Candy Induced Diabetuhs

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 06 Nov 2019 01:33:30 +0000

Will Halloween candy gives you diabetuhs? Can any word, if repeated enough, be funny? How many Chinese hit men does it take to a kill businessman? Is this podcast offensive or are you worried about the wrong things?

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#191 – Treats For Tricks

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 28 Oct 2019 16:06:59 +0000

I’m actually done traveling for a bit and we are up and running to bring you the audio equivalent of candy corn. Rats are driving, blenders are flying and someone is lying. Plus some sick organ work by yours truly.

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#190 – The NBA On Xi N.T.

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 14 Oct 2019 23:05:15 +0000

I’ve been traveling too much and I don’t know what time it is. The following things are not working for me: The NBA, Communism and Whiskey Tide Pods. Enjoy!

Shout out to our inaugural Patron Ross Plunkett!

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#189 – S.U.S.I.E. Servos

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 05 Oct 2019 21:45:21 +0000

S.U.S.I.E. is a highly advance A.I. robot sent by some unknown entity to monitor mine and Tony’s conversations. She is clearly a listener but maybe not a fan. Otherwise it’s (strange) business as usual.

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#188 – Robots: You’ll Accept Them

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 30 Sep 2019 00:50:13 +0000

With the announcement that Boston Dynamics has released “spot” for the commercial market, Tony and I walk down what is coming and why you won’t do anything about it.

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#187 – Lock, Loo & Two Sultry Sodas

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 23 Sep 2019 21:31:37 +0000

The heist of a golden toilet inspires the next great British Gangster/Larry The Cable Guy film, an All-Pro goes All-Poot, Quantum mechanics tells us that sex and soda are interchangeable and I remix an iconic West Coast Gangster track.

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#186 – Cage The Nicholas

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 16 Sep 2019 17:25:55 +0000

I’m back from Miami and in the MST with Tony to discuss pooing with a stool, check out a Nazi theme park, watch a train wreck of a movie trailer sent in by Dr. Kevin Schmidt and learn about the “hirony off da negro pahlice mahn”

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#185 – Charlie “Possum” Walden (& Macy)

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 16 Sep 2019 16:42:49 +0000

My old man is back in the ministry of silly talk for a quick (family friendly) episode in which he proves he is the master of deciphering accents and we take a look at some brutal British cuisine. Also, my daughter sits in to hear the commercial she recorded and play us out with some rubber chicken music.

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#184 – No Fun League

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 08 Sep 2019 22:45:58 +0000

The NFL is back… I might not care. Tony and I kick around unsubstantiated theories about what is killing the NFL and a discuss a possible solution involving little people and camels. Don’t bring your kids.

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#183 – Labor Day Safety Briefing

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 02 Sep 2019 17:53:35 +0000

In honor of Labor Day and laborers, Tony and I discuss the importance of labor laws and work place safety practices with some help from Klaus the Forklift Driver & a host of graphic workplace safety videos.

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#182 – Stay Out Of The Water

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 26 Aug 2019 17:19:42 +0000

Andrew Luck has made a powerful enemy in former RB OJ Simpson, a man is caught making sweet love to a beach ball and battle lines are being drawn in humanity’s war against dolphins. Don’t get caught on the wrong side of history, folks.

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#181 – Retro Regressions Vol 1

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 20 Aug 2019 17:00:28 +0000

In hopes of keeping listeners from haphazardly stumbling onto old content I will be curating classic episodes to be rebroadcast a couple of times a month along with a brief update on the state of the podcast.

This inaugural installment features a classic response to a report from Shantell’s older sister about an EMP attack the government was planning in November of 2017. Did this report thwart the government’s evil plans or is this just crazy internet bullsh*t? You decide.

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#180 – Face Tats and Pet Rats

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 12 Aug 2019 13:39:18 +0000

Humans grooming rats in Baltimore, shaving cream penguins and we take a look the poster child for hugging your daughters and keeping them off social media.

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#179 – Siri & The Cooler Of Wangs

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 06 Aug 2019 19:47:35 +0000

Great band names galore as we learn about the human build a bear lab in AZ, Siri starts recording when she hears your zipper and grandma got run over by a reindeer… but only if by run over you mean blown up and by reindeer you mean the US Army.

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#178 – Tip Toes

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 02 Aug 2019 18:26:08 +0000

I unveil a fool proof & guaranteed solution to climate change that doesn’t involve plagiarizing Bill Burr. I also expose Tony to the GREATEST FILM TRAILER OF ALL TIME.

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Figure it out.

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#177 – One Giant Bleep For Mankind

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 21 Jul 2019 21:40:20 +0000

We are celebrating the 50th Anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon Landing by running down the impact of humanity’s greatest achievement both on our everyday lives and the more abstract consequences of the event.

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#176 – Will Smith Doesn’t Have The Answers, Tony

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 15 Jul 2019 01:00:47 +0000

The Area 51 Invasion made the internet fun again for a bit, Will Smith doesn’t know anything of importance, a large woman restrains her boyfriend and a kid admonishes his teacher for wearing PJ’s to his Kindergarten graduation.

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Figure it out

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#175 – I Caught A Foul Ball

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 08 Jul 2019 17:45:27 +0000

I’m fresh off the plane from Chicago and back in the Ministry of Silly Talk. The greatest birthday present of all time, apologizing to Kevin and marveling at the miracle of commercial air travel instead of being all Nikki Glaser about it. Also, I caught a foul ball which makes me better than you.

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#174 – You’re Running Out Of Time

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 30 Jun 2019 16:50:21 +0000

Tony and I sit down to explain that people who have not yet subscribed to Pod Caviar and One Graham Army are running out of time. We’re done asking, we’re coming to see you and we really don’t mind. Also, people overreact (shocker), I don’t know how calendars work and it’s my birfday.

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#173 – Six Degrees To Nuclear Annihilation

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 24 Jun 2019 15:48:16 +0000

The current shenanigans involving Iran (Iranigans) had me thinking a lot about complete thermonuclear destruction. Tony and I run down some of the best movies and documentaries to help ensure you’re done sleeping for a while.

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Random Podcast: Jerry Lewis

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 16 Jun 2019 22:30:49 +0000

Tony and I treat audio listeners to a special crossover episode that is neither Pod Caviar or One Graham Army. We explore Jerry Lewis’ epic interview. Clean it out of here.

#172- O.J. & Father’s Day

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 16 Jun 2019 20:56:43 +0000

The true nature of fatherhood, VR space travel, OJ makes it tough to quit Twitter and a bar tending snuff film.

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#171 – Blah Blah Whack Tweet

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 10 Jun 2019 13:19:34 +0000

According to Outrage Twitter I am a racist homophobic piece of sh*t. It’s news to me and Tony so I put on a pink shirt and discuss what bunched all the panties. Shout out to Matt Snyder from CBS sports whose innocuous tweet about baseball brought all the noise to the yard.

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#170 – Griff McGrifff*

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 02 Jun 2019 22:31:09 +0000

Guess who’s back? Back again. Guess who’s back? He’s not thin.

Griff returns to the Podcast to foster some measured and intellectual dialogue regarding society’s most pressing issues.

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*The Extra F is for Extra Fat

#169 – National BBQ Day: The Musical

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 26 May 2019 22:30:28 +0000

Tony and I encourage you to not feel guilty, the horror of holiday destination vacations, I “borrow” my daughters electric keyboard and we compose some chart topping music of yesteryear.

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#168 – Circle Jerks

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 13 May 2019 18:05:05 +0000

We run down the little known history of Mother’s Day, the greatest circle game prank EVER causes much saltiness in the Cubs front office, George Brett’s pants and the white dudes anthem.

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#167 – Cultural Inappropriation

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 05 May 2019 21:47:24 +0000

Feliz Cindo De Mayo. Tony and I use the occasion to blither about cultural appropriation, celebrate Mexican culture and watch a cat destroy an obnoxious girlfriend.

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#166 – James Warner

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 29 Apr 2019 15:43:07 +0000

James Warner is a former Jehovah’s Witness. In a break from our usual silliness, he joins me to discuss some of the fundamental flaws and inevitable abuses of power that come along with exploiting people’s faith for earthly gains. I would like to extend a special thanks to James for allowing us to share in his personal experiences and opening my eyes to the scandals that are slowly being exposed.

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#165 – Cringe Much Vacation

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 22 Apr 2019 01:57:32 +0000

I return from taking a week off to further discuss Florida’s dinosaur problem, allying with the penguins, walking back our cynicism surrounding the black hole pictures and catch up on the goings on here at the ministry of silly talk.

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#164 – Rusty Shackleford

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 07 Apr 2019 21:10:08 +0000

Tony and I discuss the glorious (yet hacky) nature of using “Florida Man” headlines to fill podcast time and accidentally find out about Kentucky Man’s dark exploits. Plus a discussion about the future of space travel, pictures of black holes and the horrors of robotics.

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#163 – And Justice For All*

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 01 Apr 2019 09:00:41 +0000

Tony and I have been trying to warn you idiots about Dolphins, Aliens and Cardinals fans for years but you would rather argue about race, politics and religion. If you’re going to hate, hate the right things.

*Excludes Dolphins, Aliens and Cardinals Fans.

#162 – Charlie “Possum” Walden

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 25 Mar 2019 21:01:59 +0000

The creator of the creator of this podcast joins me to discuss a wide range of topics including MLB rule changes that nobody asked for, Jerry “Stonewall” Lewis and why Cardinals fans are so atrocious.

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#161 – Adam Mitchell

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 18 Mar 2019 00:52:13 +0000

Adam is a former law enforcement official and current slinger of suds. He joins us to discuss booze, brutality and brotherhood.

Expect Adam to become a regular around here.

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#160 – Juan Six Tee

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 11 Mar 2019 02:38:18 +0000

Tony and I sit down for a discussion that is fraught with portent. I’m aging poorly, Pollen is fallout, effective heckling keeps the lower leagues alive and Kelly does Cosby.

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#159 – Tarantulas and Tall Buildings

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 04 Mar 2019 02:13:28 +0000

Tony and I record on a Saturday and it confuses us. We check out some big ass spiders, some obvious science and discuss the finer points of tricking women into getting eaten by bears. Also, I’m not done with the farting preacher and as such we close with a tribute to one of the greatest American musicians and the man responsible for introducing me to the awesome power of fart humor.

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#158 – PETA Against Goodness And Normalcy

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 25 Feb 2019 02:05:01 +0000

This week we take aim against some of the news cycle’s biggest P.A.G.A.N.s (People Against Goodness And Normalcy) Jussie Smollett, PETA, Robert “Pastor Gas” Tilton and the NFL. Also, I’m all in on the AAF so prepare to hear about it, a lot.

Connect The Dots: Cantaloupe, Tortoise, Tragedy

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#157- Gucci: C’mon Mane

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 11 Feb 2019 02:44:31 +0000

About last week. Also, new podcast producer Mike is here to fall on any future grenades, the new AAF may not usurp the NFL but something is better than nothing, racist $900 shirts and a call to the hotline reignites the lingering questions about El Chapo’s fate.

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#156 – El Chapo & The Greasy Tunnels

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 03 Feb 2019 22:55:35 +0000

As Chapo’s trial heads to deliberation, Tony and I examine the “revelations” related to the trial and the frivolity of the war on drugs. Also, we learn about an “old penitentiary trick”.

THIS EPISODE IS NOT INTENDED TO BE CONSUMED BY ANYONE ANYWHERE

Connect The Dots: Dependent, King, Resident

#155 – Cathartic Algorithms

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 27 Jan 2019 23:17:11 +0000

This week’s episode was constructed in its entirety using sound bites from previous podcasts, phonetic diphthong replication and Artificial Intelligence.

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#154- Moon Tomatoes

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 21 Jan 2019 02:43:12 +0000

Human endeavors are in full focus this week as Tony and I explore the obvious results of putting stereo equipment in the desert and growing plants on the moon.

Connect The Dots: Burn, Disarmament, Trees

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#153- #FieldGoals

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 13 Jan 2019 23:52:54 +0000

Sports are over for Me and Tony until summer, so we talk about sports. Also, the new “Connect The Dots” segment births America’s next great Rom-Com.

Connect The Dots: Apple, In-Laws, Nightclub

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#152 – D.A.R.E. To Cure AIDS

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 08 Jan 2019 02:46:07 +0000

Back from the mini holiday break, Tony and I discuss some disastrous New Years Eves of the past, reminisce on how effective D.A.R.E. was at making kids super curious about drugs and we lay the ground work for curing AIDS.

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2018 Year In Review: 2018

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 28 Dec 2018 14:09:38 +0000

A look back at the evolution of the podcast over the previous year, a special thanks to all of the callers and guests, a look forward to what I’m probably not going to do in 2019 and the internet has some funny ideas about what “captivated” us in 2018.

Special thanks to: Fleaskiii, Dr. Kevin Schmidt, King Boe Christ, G-$tak, T-Flizzy, Jesse Walden, Possum Walden, Gator, Griff, Briana, Brandon Wright, Dan LaMorte, Lou Sassoles, Noah Fichter, Shani and Rick, Tony Baltimore/Pod Caviar, and all to you for making all of the laughs and bad jokes work this year.

Have a safe and happy New Year!

#150 – Holiday Party Podcast

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 24 Dec 2018 19:29:45 +0000

As I was in the midst of hosting the holiday party of the century, Tony and I sat down to record an episode that I think is about can openers or something. Happy Holidays!

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The One Graham Army Christmas Spectacular Part I

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 17 Dec 2018 14:59:35 +0000

The definitive podcast holiday special is here and we’re breaking down the best and worse in yuletide activities, movies and music.

Featuring: King Boe Christ, Fleaskiii, Dr. Kevin Schmidt, G-$tak & Tony Baltimore!

Presenting: The One Graham Army Choir

Special Musical Guest: Jesse Walden

Check out King Boe Christ’s “I Say That To Say This” where you get podcasts

Follow Fleaskiii @fleaskiii

Let Dr. Kevin Schmidt baby sit your pets by visiting facebook.com/KevCoPetCare

Listen to G-$tak and other Hippie Gang music where you stream dope $hit

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The One Graham Army Christmas Spectacular Part II

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 17 Dec 2018 00:10:28 +0000

The definitive podcast holiday special is here and we’re breaking down the best and worse in yuletide activities, movies and music.

Featuring: King Boe Christ, Fleaskiii, Dr. Kevin Schmidt, G-$tak & Tony Baltimore!

Presenting: The One Graham Army Choir

Special Musical Guest: Jesse Walden

Check out King Boe Christ’s “I Say That To Say This” where you get podcasts

Follow Fleaskiii @fleaskiii

Let Dr. Kevin Schmidt baby sit your pets by visiting facebook.com/KevCoPetCare

Listen to G-$tak and other Hippie Gang music where you stream dope $hit

Tony’s “Pod Caviar” is available where you get podcasts

Join in the conversation by dialing (847)665-9283

#148 – Flat Screen Crossover

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 10 Dec 2018 20:22:47 +0000

What the hell are you people doing with all of the flat screen TV’s you buy? Will we recognize the version of intelligence that emerges from AI? Tony and I get to the bottom of these and many other pressing issues on this special crossover episode.

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#147 – Plastique Spaghetti

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 03 Dec 2018 23:11:52 +0000

I’m kind of burnt out this weekend from grinding away at the upcoming Christmas Special so Tony from Pod Caviar comes in and bails me out with some fantastic news straight out of America’s wang (see Florida).

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#146 – Fill That Bag Up (Hold The Turkey)

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 21 Nov 2018 01:09:26 +0000

Your family will be arguing about politics but you will be wisely spending a chunk of Thanksgiving with us as we denigrate turkey and give thanks for a small arm robbery that was recently caught on tape.

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#145- Nerd Boner

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 12 Nov 2018 03:19:28 +0000

Tony and I go full nerd as I explore my obsession with Red Dead Redemption II, where it leaves us en route to “the simulation” and the mention of slam poetry gets our blood boiling.

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#144- ATB- Killing Me Inside Science Mix (I’m Crashing)

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 12 Nov 2018 02:57:42 +0000

I’m losing.

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#143- VA Benefits On A Stick

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 05 Nov 2018 14:23:28 +0000

Having just finished a very dark episode of Pod Caviar, Tony and I tried to lighten the mood with some frivolous banter by celebrating the anniversary of the Cubs winning it all. Instead, this episode became a scathing indictment of the Veterans Administration and the Department of Defense.

Are you veteran who has had similar experiences? Leave a message on the hotline at (847)665-9238 as we will undoubtedly be covering this topic again.

Check out Tony’s podcast, “Pod Caviar” wherever you get podcasts.

#142- Halloween Hernandez

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 21 Oct 2018 22:08:15 +0000

As promised, all episodes this month are about Halloween… and holding true to tradition, this episode is about a bunch of other stuff too.

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Bonus Episode: Pod Caviar/Hurricane Warning

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 10 Oct 2018 20:13:33 +0000

On this special bonus episode, Graham updates everyone on the impending hurricane and presents an episode of Pod Caviar in which Tony and Graham essentially solve the long standing mystery of the Dyatlov Pass incident.

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#141- Master Of Scare-emonies

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 08 Oct 2018 13:36:23 +0000

I kick off a month of Halloween themed episodes with a list of killer must watch movies for the holiday season. Plus a throwback power rankings clip featuring Fleaskiii from last year’s Halloween special.

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#140- Pill Cosby

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 01 Oct 2018 01:44:52 +0000

Tony and Graham efficiently eviscerate the weeks current events. Some not-so-current events find themselves reconstructed under the onslaught of podcasting excellence that is this episode.

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#139- Gorilla $tak Part II

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 24 Sep 2018 17:43:00 +0000

Graham is joined by recording artist G-$tak, who has a story to tell. A story of early 2000’s hip-hop in Atlanta, the perils of appearance vs reality and his own personal journey through those murky waters. This is Part 2 of the conversation.

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Join in the conversation by leaving a message at (847)665-9238… Your call could save us all!

#139 – Gorilla $tak Part I

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 24 Sep 2018 17:40:21 +0000

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Join in the conversation by leaving a message at (847)665-9238… Your call could save us all!

#138 – There Will Be No YouTube Part II

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 17 Sep 2018 00:23:59 +0000

Tony Baltimore of Pod Caviar is here and this is Part II of that experience.

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#137 – There Will Be No YouTube Part I

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 17 Sep 2018 00:18:42 +0000

Tony Baltimore of Pod Caviar is here and this is Part I of that experience.

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#136 – Football Kick-Off Extravaganza

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 10 Sep 2018 15:44:23 +0000

Tony from Pod Caviar is in the house and we podcast while simultaneously watching the early games. A call to the hotline about baseball reminds us as sports fans why this is a truly glorious time of year.

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#135- Night MacGyver

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 02 Sep 2018 22:04:15 +0000

Happy Labor Day! I had some really thought provoking material lined up but instead Tony and I plotted the greatest reboot/reunion/crossover in television history.

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#134- C02, Parenting & You

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 26 Aug 2018 20:56:39 +0000

I’ve been left to my own devices so you get a mix of General News and general news. Yoga balls full of poisonous gas kill 2 in Hong Kong, people making people and Kato Kaelin the Brewers fan. Bonus Track: Soundboard

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#133 – Face Tattoos Blues w/ Fleaski

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 20 Aug 2018 01:43:03 +0000

Another former Co-Host of the now defunct Sports With A Capital F Podcast joins Graham to catch up on reality and his impending fatherhood. Plus 40,000 year old worms give much cause for concern.

Follow Flea @fleaskiii on most platforms

Do not play fantasy football for money with this man.

#132 – Gender Neutral Preseason

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 13 Aug 2018 18:15:57 +0000

Tony from Pod Caviar is in the house and we ramble about our feelings regarding the NFL preseason, handicapped restrooms making way for the gender neutral and a glorious audio painting Tony recently created for his podcast.

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#131 – Cardiologist Gets Clipped W/ Griff McGriff

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 07 Aug 2018 12:21:10 +0000

Co-Host of the now defunct Sports With A Capital F podcast, Griff McGriff joins me to lament the introduction of work into our leisure time in the form of the NFL’s new “helmet rule” and explore the recent assassination of the former director of the CIA, George H. Bush’s Cardiologist.

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#130 – Sound In Space & Cold From Fire

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 30 Jul 2018 22:46:48 +0000

Tony and I listen to the “sounds” recorded by the Cassini mission to Saturn, discuss the horrifying reality of our insignificance here on Earth and stretch for time until things get dark.

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#129 – The Ballad Of Sgt. Paul Meyer

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 23 Jul 2018 22:16:47 +0000

As Air Force Veterans who served as aircraft mechanics, Tony and I had always heard what we assumed to be an urban myth regarding a mechanic who once stole a C-130 and was subsequently shot down over the English channel. A recently released BBC investigative piece filled in a lot of the gaps by trying to determine if he crashed or was shot down. We offer our expert opinions to supplement this work of journalism.

Also, I have a soundboard now and I use it inappropriately during this otherwise somber discussion.

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#128 – Do The Mathis w/ Dr. Gen. Kevin Schmidt

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 12 Jul 2018 23:27:25 +0000

Recorded while in Chicago for the 4th of July, Dr. Gen. Kevin Schmidt joins us live from the Lawndale Brewing Company to discuss the most recent “news” about LeBron, the horrors of the DH in the National League & the recent appearance of one of our associates on an episode of Judge Mathis.

If you live in the Chicagoland Area and are looking for pet care, check out KevCo Pet Care on Facebook.

Special thanks to Charlie Walden and all the folks over at Possums’ Big Fiddle Show for helping facilitate this historic episode.

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#127 – It Depends Day

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 09 Jul 2018 00:54:43 +0000

We are joined by Tony from Pod Caviar to ease the transition between celebrating the birth of America to the reality of getting back to work.

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Call the number, leave a message, change the WORLD!

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#126 – Remember To Blither

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:21:51 +0000

So I don’t forget to keep doing this, I talk about my upcoming feature film acting debut, lament the poor quality of my show notes and use a call to the hotline to uncover the connection between all of the world’s sociopolitical turmoil and Major League Baseball’s attempt to install the Designated Hitter in the National League.

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#125 – With Apologies To Mr. Fleaskiii

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 18 Jun 2018 21:35:51 +0000

Fleaskiii returns via the One Graham Army Hotline to discuss Graham’s manic dismissal of the Sports With A Capital F podcast, his impending fatherhood and listen to Graham’s rant about being told to sit down at a baseball game.

#124 – Nuclear War: Not A Great Plan

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 14:35:02 +0000

Tony and Graham attempt to have an all encompassing discussion about the history of nuclear war and humanity’s inability to manage such an awesome responsibility. We did some of that, but we also found out that any alien visitors to Earth should probably not dress too provocatively in front of Tony.

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#123 – T Flizzy

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 08 Jun 2018 14:22:57 +0000

T Flizzy is a Chicago based MC and long time associate. He joins us via the One Graham Army hotline to reminisce about the horrors of past behavior, recording techniques of the past and the recent tank theft in Virgina by a National Guard member.

Find T Flizzy and Hippie Gang music where you stream music and follow them on IG, Twitter and Facebook.

#122 – Means, Motive & Opportunity: Understanding Conspiracy

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 04 Jun 2018 15:53:10 +0000

You know the drill. Tony Baltimore is in the house and we discuss what makes a rational person give a conspiracy a second look, the death of special effects at the hands of computers and the entertainment wasteland of the NBA.

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#121 – Heroes Urinate In Bottles w/ Tony Baltimore

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 29 May 2018 22:26:38 +0000

Tony sits down to discuss being recklessly single, his relationship with the Spotify Illuminati and the boys share some eye opening realities about military service from well behind the front lines.

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#120 – Live Now, Breed Maybe

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 24 May 2018 01:12:49 +0000

Live in the now, dummy. The past was stupid and the future might be horrifying. Also, a lesson about the choice to breed from the inbox plus we induct Tommy Lasorda into the One Graham Army Hall of Generals.

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#119 – Incels & Infidels w/ Tony Baltimore

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 14 May 2018 02:41:25 +0000

A positive call to the hotline leads to a decent into darkness. Mentally ill people with internet access are off their meds and multiplying. Plus, we use an actual book of actual quotes in a new game designed to help us sleep better after the first half of this podcast.

#118 – Number One

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 06 May 2018 20:39:44 +0000

Your obsession with the behavior of Kanye West is worth exploring, an educator in New Jersey refuses to be number one and concern over weather control is neither paranoia nor unwarranted.

#117 – All Good Things…

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 30 Apr 2018 00:37:17 +0000

Tony sits in as Graham closes a podcasting chapter with an Earth shattering announcement. Some relevant sports news, theories on advertising and confirmation that this is the right decision.

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Thank you for your support and please join us on the other side.

#116 – Ancient Testicle Spectacle Special

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 23 Apr 2018 23:15:05 +0000

A while back, one of our listeners was confronted by a traumatic sight while simply performing his job. He put in a call to the #capfsports hotline and before we knew it the story grew into a tale of lust, forbidden desires and horror. This special features all the greatest moments of commentary and reflection related to this ongoing saga.

Special thanks to Tony from Podcaviar, Dr. Kevin Schmidt and Brandon for sharing his story with the world.

If you have a story or want to join in the conversation text or call the #capfsports hotline @ (847)665-9238

#115 – Modern Medicine w/ Fleaskiii

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 20 Apr 2018 02:34:29 +0000

A frank and unflinching look at the use of cannabis and hemp derivatives in professional sports. This award winning episode includes never before heard speculation about the effects of opioid pain killers vs. plant based medicine, booze vs. society and Dock Ellis vs. reality.

Please enjoy your holiday responsibly.

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#114 – Caviar Crossover w/ Tony Wall

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 16 Apr 2018 14:44:45 +0000

Someone needs to tell spring it’s baseball season, those “other” podcasts, and any idiot with a tablet could be the next great NFL coach.

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Subscribe to Podcaviar and get in on the second half of this crossover episode/spectacular.

Also check out Game Caviar and Shirt Caviar.

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#113 – The Purge w/ Jesse Walden

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 09 Apr 2018 00:06:58 +0000

Graham welcomes his sister back to discuss fake generation gaps, the need for silliness in podcasting and decimating the old Facebook “friends” list.

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#112 – The Great Miami Standing Up Standoff

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 02 Apr 2018 18:36:15 +0000

Graham has returned from a trip to Marlins Park with some wonderful memories and a couple of lessons for us all. A call to the hotline underscores the importance of never leaving early, appropriate times to stand and a guy with nothing to live for thinks we’re all cowboys.

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#111 – Opening Day Audio Only Extravaganza

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 30 Mar 2018 00:49:02 +0000

Griff & Graham are celebrating the great American pastimes of baseball, traffic and entitlement in the hippy community. We’re going old school and we’re taking you with us.

#110 – Sunday(ish) Address 3/26/18

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 26 Mar 2018 15:45:33 +0000

The glory of the guilt free bandwagoning that comes along with the NCAA Tournament, Opening Day excitement/predictions, travel updates and we revisit the greatest call to the hotline to date.

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#109 – The “F” Stands For Fun

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 23 Mar 2018 00:58:01 +0000

Fleaskiii responds to his brother’s recent interactions with an ancient pervert, the Chicago Bears are gearing up for something familiar while Loyola represents for the North Side and the French are fighting against the inevitable emergence of robotic cat houses.

Power Rankings: Premeditation, Husband, Spaghetti

#108 – Green Rivers Of Trauma w/ Tony Wall

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 19 Mar 2018 02:30:15 +0000

Host of Podcaviar, Tony Wall joins Graham to both lament and celebrate the conclusion of St. Patrick’s Day weekend. An update from listener Brandon on his terrifying encounter with a centenarian pervert, the non-causal relationship between success and eccentricity and a revelation about the developing global computer consciousness. Check out Episode 6 of Podcaviar and hear Graham and Tony expand on the inevitability of A.I. and what it means for humanity.

#107 – March Sadness

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 16 Mar 2018 02:23:57 +0000

Fleaskiii joins Graham to reminds us that it’s MLS awareness month, NCAA athletes are still getting f**ked, a tale of two t-shirts and baseball trying to destroy itself through rule changes.

Power Rankings: Treason, Conspiracy, Fiend

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#106 – Graham’s Sunday Address 3/11/2018

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 11 Mar 2018 23:50:56 +0000

Listeners demand an update from Brandon regarding his recent trauma and a caller is livid about folks who believe Sunday is the first day of the week.

Join in the conversation by leaving a message on the #capfsports hotline at (874)665-9238

#105 – Conspiracy And Spooky Music

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 04 Mar 2018 20:04:51 +0000

We finally got an e-mail from a person (or persons) and it’s a doozy. Some entity called the War On Politics is positing that Donald Trump’s recent pivot on gun control is part of a larger conspiracy by a clandestine global government to enact mass disarmament. Duh!

Power Rankings: Tic, Dancer, Hovel

#104 – Tony Wall

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 25 Feb 2018 22:43:22 +0000

Tony Wall is a musician, filmmaker and fashion designer. You can check out his new podcast “Podcaviar” where ever you consume podcasts and purchase next level shirts at shirtcaviar.com

Connect with Tone @nothavingit

Power Rankings: Dolphins

#103 – Graham and Fleaskiii

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 23 Feb 2018 12:22:44 +0000

Graham has to shower before he eats steak which sounds stranger than it is, Olympic curling is somehow rocked by a steroid scandal, the Baseball commissioner clearly hates us all plus a shocking revelation about Fleaskiii’s dodgy past.

Power Rankings: Bud, Spelling, Time

#102 – Graham’s Sunday Address 2/19/2018

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 20 Feb 2018 01:11:07 +0000

Fergie is the common enemy America needs to reunite the population, Sammy Sosa is the Dominican Walker Texas Ranger, some important calls from the hotline and a woman in Indiana escapes from trouble using her number 2 option.

Join in the conversation via the #capfsports hotline by leaving a message at (847)665-9238

#101 – I Am (Not) A Role Model

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 16 Feb 2018 01:45:02 +0000

Graham fields calls from listeners resulting in an unusual amount of NBA talk laced with conspiracy theory, LeBron’s “Legacy” and some advice about podcasting from a guy who has a podcast.

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#100 – Charlie “Possum” Walden

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 11 Feb 2018 23:47:17 +0000

Charlie Walden is the creator of the creator of the Sports With A Capital F podcast, a champion fiddle player and flatulent. He joins Graham to celebrate 100 episodes.

Find all things Patt and Possum Music at www.charliewalden.com and @mofiddler.

Power Rankings: Fish Monger, Steam, Ranch

#99 – Listener Interaction 101

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 09 Feb 2018 03:07:36 +0000

The LeBron Cavaliers are getting a new look that may save us from the possibility of parity in the NBA, something stinks over in the MLB and Graham fields some calls from the CapFSports Hotline. Dinner plans, surviving trauma, the death of outrage culture, the robot take over and the inherent ambiguity of calling some models plus size.

Join in the conversation by dialing (847) 665-9238

#98 – Graham’s Sunday Address 2/4/2018

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 04 Feb 2018 20:11:33 +0000

Let’s see a good game, congratulations to the 2018 NFL HOF inductees (especially Brian Urlacher) and Graham unveils the CapFSports Hotline, join in the blither by calling (847) 665-9238.

P.S. Don’t take Amtrak.

#97 – The “Big” Game Special

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 02 Feb 2018 01:04:04 +0000

Griff and Graham discuss almost every conceivable subject before getting around to the “Super” Bowl, some big game talk and a power rankings that delivers.

Power Rankings: Camera, Latex, Quail

#96 – Tony Wall

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 28 Jan 2018 23:43:31 +0000

Tony Wall is a filmmaker, writer, musician, gamer, fashion designer and noted Instagram personality.

Follow Tony @nothavingit on all Social Media platforms.

Power Rankings: Ostrich, Pumpkin Seed, Particle.

#95 – Griff & Graham

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 26 Jan 2018 14:07:53 +0000

The XFL is back (or at least will be), no news of any kind from MLB free agency, Nick Foles could save us all and California’s lust for disaster continues.

Power Rankings: Toilet, Pawnshop, Transition

#94 – Graham’s Sunday Address 1/21/2018

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 21 Jan 2018 20:40:46 +0000

Conference championship time means the Super Bowl match up will be revealed, the pro-bowl is not football, Graham is selling his skills on the internet and is sort of sorry for being himself.

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#93 – Graham and Fleaskiii: Asian Pub Owners

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 19 Jan 2018 02:38:23 +0000

The NFL Conference Championships are here and Jacksonville, Florida has an opportunity to improve on being the worst city since Jacksonville, Florida and the NFC Conference Championship Game features two unlikely options at QB. Bonus: Some really awful advice on how to survive a nuclear holocaust.

Power Rankings: Moon, Puffin, Racist

#92 – Graham’s Sunday Address 1/14/18

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 14 Jan 2018 21:38:43 +0000

A rough week for sports fans in Georgia, the Sports With A Capital F Hall of Generals is open for business and Wilson Contreras is making a great case for induction.

#91 – Graham’s Sunday Address 1/7/2018

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 07 Jan 2018 22:23:01 +0000

The NFL playoffs are upon us and it could be a good time to rejoin the circus if you couldn’t stomach the regular season. In what feels like some kind of upside down Bizarro World, the Bills face off against the Jags in the Xanax and Wine Bowl while the Titans get their affairs in order for their impending execution. Something, something, NFC South.

#90 – The Future: Bleak and Silly

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 05 Jan 2018 19:08:42 +0000

Fleaskiii and Graham sit down to catch up after the break and make some bold predictions about what to expect from sports, technology and world events in the coming year.

Power Rankings: Couple, Entertainment, Brown

#89 – 2017 Year In Review: 2017

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 28 Dec 2017 02:56:51 +0000

Graham sits down to recap the “unique” year in history that is 2017 and remind listeners to reflect on their own trip around the sun, in preparation for the next. ESPN doesn’t have time for a recap of 2017 because they are so awesome, just ask them.

#88 – Graham and Fleaskiii

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 21 Dec 2017 02:55:47 +0000

Graham can’t shut up about the UFO story being perpetuated by every legitimate news outlet and a totally legit rock star, Fleaskiii updates (gloats to) everyone about the #capfsports Fantasy Football League, some musings on evolution vs life on other worlds, and the Chicago Bears’ impending tilt with the Cleveland Browns.

Power Rankings: Tornado, Fall, Work

#87 – Graham’s Sunday Address 12/17/17

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 17 Dec 2017 21:34:00 +0000

The world is ending (for real this time). Although, if you really think about it, the world will end one day so it’s always in sort of a constant state of ending. All the while, denizens of Earth plod towards the unpredictable yet inevitable end while relentlessly searching for reasons to hate each other. Either way, this episode is about UFOs and Japanese Monkeys that bang deer.

#86 – Holiday Scam In A Can

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 14 Dec 2017 16:17:00 +0000

At the suggestion of a listener, Graham sits down to examine the prevalence of holiday scams both pyramid and Ponzi… then offers you a totally legit way to make some extra holiday cash.

#85 – Griff & Graham

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 08 Dec 2017 00:27:52 +0000

Griff and Graham reunite to discuss the failings of their NFL teams, the puzzling connection between crisis and milk in the American South, the prevalence of the coat and shorts guy and a power rankings that devolves into an admonishment of Major League Baseball that is sure to be revisited.

Power Rankings: Radiation, Stamps, Tradition

#84 – Graham’s Sunday Address 12/3/2017

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 03 Dec 2017 20:13:51 +0000

If someone is in a creepy yet hilarious relationship with a roller-coaster, it’s cool to stare, as long as you hear about it from a British person.

#83 – The Ocean: Upside Down Outer Space

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 01 Dec 2017 00:08:09 +0000

Graham and Fleaskiii take listener submitted discussion topics, don’t get people’s obsession with talking about the Giants (2-9), discuss the state of the Bears (3-8), discuss the financial implications of wanton wang distribution and get philosophical about the nature of nature.

Power Rankings: Liquid, Harbor, Belly

#82 – Graham’s Sunday Address 11/26/17

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 26 Nov 2017 19:37:53 +0000

Graham gets in his feelings about the stupid overrated dinosaur chicken that is turkey, continues the thanksgiving tradition of breaking his glasses (and as a result he can’t read his watch so he gives the wrong date for the podcast), and advocates for the inclusion of chicken wings and a live turkey at all future thanksgivings. Plus some clowning of college football.

#81 – Turkey Day Wrap Up

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 25 Nov 2017 16:00:26 +0000

Graham and Fleaskiii discuss the lighter side of hooliganism, the finer points of baseball heckling, Flea’s new desert home and the declining quality of Twista’s solo records.

Power Rankings: Brochure, Kamikaze, Retailer

#80 – Graham’s Sunday Address 11/19/17

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 19 Nov 2017 19:30:32 +0000

With Thanksgiving right around the corner, Graham salutes a true American hero and recommends you don’t google the particulars.

#79 – Graham and Fleaskiii

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 17 Nov 2017 02:28:56 +0000

These two take a stab at listener appreciation, discuss the failings of the Chicago Bears’ ownership, the White Sox sucking, people in Portland being weird about peanuts and farting criminals deserving more lenient sentences.

Power Rankings: Missile, Lounge, Wedding

#78 – Graham’s Sunday Address 11/12/17

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 12 Nov 2017 22:10:04 +0000

Graham has a sit down with the listeners to blither about the death of in-game momentum courtesy of replays and commercials. Do you HAVE to get it right? What qualifies as a catch these days? Is there a point to any of this?

#77 – Graham and Fleaskiii

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 10 Nov 2017 02:39:19 +0000

The boys explore Sammy Sosa’s final transformation, discuss the upcoming Bears/Packers tilt, Graham tells a joke he once told two nuns and they discover that serious isn’t really their thing.

Power Rankings: Lady, Beer, Pianist

The video Flea keeps talking about is available on the new “Podcast Companion Links” page at capfsports.com

#76 – Graham’s Sunday Address 11/5/2017

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 05 Nov 2017 18:50:48 +0000

Graham apologizes for an incorrect report regarding a continent wide black out. As it turns out, the event was localized to one girl (probably named Tammy) in south Florida.

#75 – Graham and Fleaskiii

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 03 Nov 2017 17:02:40 +0000

Graham and Fleaskiii meander through a discussion about the Dodgers losing the World Series, The Bears’ Zach Miller getting screwed on a replay that may cost him his career and the Internet’s track record predicting the end of the world.

Power Rankings: Alpenhorn, Drizzle, Contrail

#74 – WARNING: E.M.P IMMINENT!

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 02 Nov 2017 01:14:41 +0000

***SPECIAL #CAPFSPORTS ALERT***

Shantelle’s sister predicts the end times and Graham fills in the gaps. North American listeners, please prepare yourself for the “really huge blackout” scheduled for November 4th, 2017.

#73 – Graham’s Sunday Address 10/29/17

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 29 Oct 2017 20:25:53 +0000

Happy Cold Enough For Scotch Day 2017! Graham wraps up Halloween, remembers when the Saints were the crotch du juor and enters the psyche of bandwagon fans in the NFC.

#72 – Día De Los Deportes

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 27 Oct 2017 00:27:51 +0000

Veterans of the Great Chicagoland Egg Wars (1998-2002) reveal the truth in this award winning Halloween special. Also, there once were 2 kids named Grant and Mick that really did not have their lives in order.

Power Rankings: Airship, Jellyfish, Control

*Dedicated to the memory of George A. Romero, architect of dreams and nightmares.*

#71 – Graham’s Sunday Address 10/22/17

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 22 Oct 2017 20:01:58 +0000

Graham rants about the treachery at the MLB offices, Cubs still being world champs and Ricky and Shani’s impending nuptials.

#70 – Graham and Fleaskiii

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 20 Oct 2017 02:12:23 +0000

Graham and Fleaskiii settle in and cover some important ground. In a world without hope, you’ll find no solace here. Flea talks soccer, Graham doesn’t get it and if you don’t have pants or an education you just need a rifle.

Power Rankings: Education, Trousers, Rifle

#69 – Graham’s Sunday Address 10/15/17

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 15 Oct 2017 22:36:25 +0000

Graham sounds off on all of the most pressing issues facing Americans today by synthesizing all available data from social media users and the news media into an easy to digest and comprehensive dissertation.

#68 – Personnel Changes w/ Fleaskiii

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 06 Oct 2017 00:10:22 +0000

Due to an unfortunate but inevitable injury suffered by Griff in a truck stop restroom, Graham introduces show regular General Nick “Fleaskiii” Wright as the new co-host of the Sports With A Capital F Podcast. Great things are coming, and they all start here.

Power Rankings: Mosquito, Wheel, Quarts

#67 – General Roy “Pete” Peterson

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 03 Oct 2017 00:00:56 +0000

Pete is back to chat about this and that. Football, life, protests and brewskis.

#66 – Dr. Kevin Schmidt

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 29 Sep 2017 01:54:48 +0000

Doctor Kevin Schmidt returns to the podcast to celebrate the Cubs return to the postseason, lament the Bears return to the football field and rejoice in the majesty of crispy chicken wings.

Power Rankings: Faith, Intelligence, Law

#65 – Graham Is Shocked

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 24 Sep 2017 22:32:13 +0000

Graham rolls solo and reacts to President Trump’s surprisingly crass remarks regarding NFL protests during the national anthem and is blown away by the internet’s response.

#64 – General Roy “Pete” Peterson

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 19 Sep 2017 00:35:33 +0000

With Football season upon us, Graham and Pete roll through everything from fantasy to brain damage.

#63 – General Nick “Fleaskiii” Wright

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 15 Sep 2017 01:56:11 +0000

In America’s most important podcast to date… Graham welcomes future co-host of the Sports With A Capital F podcast and sunglasses enthusiast Fleaskiii. Together they get to the bottom of NFL week 1, Chicago baseball, reasons to boycott football, the curse of LeBron, the grand NBA conspiracy and everything in between.

#62 – Graham’s Football Day/Hurricane Address

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 16:10:13 +0000

Graham addresses the nation on this glorious/terrifying day of football and natural disasters.

#61 – 2017 NFL Preview Spectacular

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 06 Sep 2017 20:39:26 +0000

Griff and Graham sit down for their incomprehensible 2017 NFL Preview.

#60 – Jesse Walden

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 04 Sep 2017 18:25:18 +0000

Graham’s sister joins the fray on Labor Day to talk about the plight of San Franciscans, grilling, the overlap of football and baseball season, North Korea and various techniques Graham uses to squish flies.

#59 – Griff and Graham

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 01 Sep 2017 17:16:03 +0000

Griff and Graham beat the Mayweather/McGregor dead horse and feed it to the elephant in the room. Also, some ground level analysis of America’s racial division and audio problems galore!

Power Rankings: Conga, Civilization, Hammer

#58 – Gen. Nick “Fleabo Jackson” Wright

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 27 Aug 2017 16:53:44 +0000

Graham should have went to bed. Instead he welcomes Fleaskii to decompress after the (much delayed) Mayweather/McGregor tilt, talk a little FFB and compare hats.

Power Rankings: Existence, History, Hell

#57 – Gen. Jonathan Warren

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 23 Aug 2017 21:55:33 +0000

Businessman, Spartan and recent addition to the cavalcade of guests, General Jonathan Warren, joins Graham to celebrate their fantasy football draft, talk some sh*t and look forward to the NFL season. Check out the YouTube video for a more immersive experience.

General Warren can be found all about the interwebs as @warrenboi83

#56- Griff and Graham

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 20 Aug 2017 19:01:24 +0000

Griff and Graham talk the great American Eclipse, Tiger Woods’ championship level drug consumption and the lack of hysterical honesty in celebrity/presidential press conferences.

Power Rankings: Osprey, Fox, Aardvark

#55- Gen. Nick “Fleabo Jackson” Wright

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 14 Aug 2017 00:44:56 +0000

Fleaski joins Graham to take his Cubs/Sox medicine, make some wild predictions regarding Jay Cutler’s 2017 season, talk some Fantasy Football and participate in the #capFsports Power Rankings. Apologies for the audio quality as the show opens, even Graham has an off day, but everything else is pure comedy gold.

Power Rankings: Crotch, Disaster, Rage

#54- Griff and Graham

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 09 Aug 2017 03:45:34 +0000

Griff and Graham break their silence about Governor George Wallace, Jay Cutler and Colin Kaepernick.

Power Rankings: Box Spring, Sandwich, Europe

#53- Griff and Graham

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 02:56:18 +0000

Griff and Graham reunite to circumnavigate the world of current events and sports culture. This week the boys delve into the latest Football CTE studies and why we don’t get to act surprised, the latest shake up in Trump cabinet and why we don’t get to act surprised and some sound advice from a well meaning rube on hearing protection.

Power Rankings: Turf toe, CTE and taking a line drive off the melon.

#52

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 02:17:09 +0000

Graham punishes himself and others with an update on what to expect in the near future from the Podcast. The latest Football related CTE studies, the reliability of PC’s, the surging Cubs and the upcoming Sports With A Capital F Fantasy Football League all drag across the iceberg that is this episode… and the Graham played on.

Podcast available on iTunes, Google Play Music, Stitcher, YouTube and capfsports.com

#51- Cubs vs. Sox 2017 with Fleabo Jackson

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 23 Jul 2017 22:55:49 +0000

General Nick “Fleaskiii” Wright joins Graham via Skype to for a couple of beers, a discussion of this year’s Crosstown Cup and the horror of American soccer. Turns out, the White Sox suck, and so do you.

Podcast also available as a video cast on the Sports With A Capital F YouTube Channel.

Find Nick on the interwebs by typing “Fleaskiii” into an internet portal near you.

#50- The Golden Episode

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 21 Jul 2017 01:05:34 +0000

These two idiots managed to survive each other’s “creative process” long enough to wax nostalgic about their previous attempts at internet infamy, Episode One, Forest Gump’s mom and that time they provoked the sexual advances of a criminally psychotic Alabama man.

Power Rankings: Vanilla, Wave and Cranberry

Thank you for listening. Podcast concludes with a special musical number featuring the white trash strangler and Episode 1 in its entirety. You’ve been warned.

-Griff and Graham-

#49- General George A. Romero Memorial Podcast

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 16 Jul 2017 23:30:45 +0000

Graham is devastated by the news of George A. Romero’s passing. Griff and Graham talk about George Romero’s influence on society, film, pop-culture and Graham’s creativity. Walking Dead, 28 Day’s Later, #CapFSports… None of it exists without General Romero. RIP Sir.

#48- Griff’s Fantasy Corner Late Night Edition

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 16 Jul 2017 22:32:05 +0000

Griff hosts a completely non-fantasy related episode of Griff’s Fantasy Corner with guest host Graham. Could Griff beat up Arron Judge armed with a machete? Could Graham defeat the leader of the free world in a ninja sword fight? Is Serena Williams capable of beating Griff in a Ping-Pong match with one of her hands injured? No, probably and of course. Tune in to find out why!

Power Rankings: Celery, Ovals and Snowstorms.

#47- McGregor vs. Mayweather Part II

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 16 Jul 2017 02:06:11 +0000

Griff is live in the #CapFSports Studios with Graham to discuss the crescendo of McGregor/Mayweather hype, accessibility of Major League Baseball and Sammy Sosa looks like Ricky Ricardo after being stung to death by bees and embalmed with Pepto Bismol.

This episode’s power rankings: Casserole, Hatchets and Snowstorms.

#46- King Boe Christ

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 15 Jul 2017 02:23:06 +0000

King Boe and Graham set out to make a short “Overtime” segment. Instead, they discover they are the greatest podcasting duo in recorded history. Sammy Sosa bleaches his skin and it must be addressed… with many tangents.

King Boe Christ is host of the “I Say That To Say This” Podcast available wherever you consume dope audio. www.kingboechrist.com

#45

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 14 Jul 2017 16:00:21 +0000

Griff and Graham talk MLB mid-season standings, Griff is still waiting for Jonathan Papelbon to accept his challenge and a #CapFSports power rankings that changes everything.

This weeks Power Rankings: Precipitation, Dinghy and Supermarkets.

Stay tuned for our live video cast coming up this weekend!

#44- Cap F Sports Late Night Edition

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 04 Jul 2017 20:08:29 +0000

Griff and Graham let the tape roll for a bit and talk Grand Theft Auto, living forever and living in a computer simulation. No power rankings on #capfsports Late Night Editions but stay tuned after the music for some driving tips from Griff.

#43- General Nick “Fleabo Jackson” Wright

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 30 Jun 2017 02:41:51 +0000

Fleaski is back for a couple of beers, a spin around the Mayweather/McGregor thing and he joins his old friend Graham to tackle the #CapFSports power rankings.

This week’s rankings: Destiny, Science and Livestock

Find Nick by typing “Fleaski” into the interwebs and @nomadfleaskiii on twitter.

#42 – King Boe Christ

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 28 Jun 2017 02:02:30 +0000

King Boe Christ is host of the “I Say That To Say This” Podcast and he joins Graham to talk Mayweather/McGregor, emotional investment in sports and participates in the #CapFSports Power Rankings.

This Episode’s Rankings: Monotheism, Vegetarianism and Silk Worms.

Find King Boe Christ on Twitter @kingboechrist and his Podcast is available on iTunes and at kingboechrist.com

# 41- Griff and Graham

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:19:40 +0000

Kyle Schwarber returns to Cubs AAA, Joe West’s 5000th appearance as an umpire, and the unavailing of the brand new “Cap F Sports Power Rankings”. This episode’s rankings: Dinosaurs, marriage and hail.

#40- McGregor vs. Mayweather: Part 1

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 16 Jun 2017 01:06:29 +0000

For the big 4-0, Griff and Graham wallow in the decadence that is the upcoming Mayweather/McGregor tilt. Get involved on Facebook, Twitter and as usual, capFsports.com/podcast

#39- Griff and Graham

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 14 Jun 2017 18:55:02 +0000

Griff and Graham wrap-up the NBA Finals (spoiler alert, it was boring), $500 shoes vs. a bag of human feces and the impending fanfare behind the launch of Cap F Sports on iTunes.

#38- Jesse Walden

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 11 Jun 2017 04:35:32 +0000

Graham’s sister is back. This time she is with the shits and talks the “love” of improve, the “necessity” of MLB replay review and the demolition of the Star Dust Hotel in Las Vegas brings back “good” memories. Graham’s girlfriend wears Converse.

#37- General Nicholas “Fleabo Jackson” Wright

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 09 Jun 2017 00:12:08 +0000

Fleaski celebrates 12 minutes of his birthday with Graham and they talk Cubs vs. White Sox, Chicago style pizza vs. everything and Chicago’s Bear problem. Soccer is also mentioned.

#36- Griff and Graham

One Graham Army Presents — Wed, 07 Jun 2017 00:31:55 +0000

Griff and Graham pretend to be invested in the NBA Finals, a Packers CB takes a chance on some twitter transportation and Minor League Baseball promotion in Utah can’t catch a break.

#35- The General’s Social Club and Boozery

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 02 Jun 2017 00:32:10 +0000

Graham discusses the road weary 2017 Cubs, the “exciting” 2017 NBA Finals and survives the 2017 Memorial Day weekend in Miami… with a little help from his friends… and a capital F.

#34- Jesse Walden

One Graham Army Presents — Mon, 22 May 2017 20:34:45 +0000

Jesse shows up totally unprepared. As a result her and Graham trudge through Wayne’s World references, Graham’s important work and “Oregon Trail”.

#33 General Roy Peterson

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 20 May 2017 19:30:00 +0000

Pete stops by to talk a little hoop, the future of the Carolina Panthers and his inaugural appearance on the show.

#32

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 20 May 2017 18:31:57 +0000

Griff and Graham talk NBA Conference Finals, the glory of Star Wars/disappointment in Matrix sequels and Freddy Freeman’s injury spells the end of Baseball for the 2017 Atlanta Braves.

Griff’s Fantasy Corner- #2

One Graham Army Presents — Tue, 16 May 2017 23:33:47 +0000

Resident fantasy expert Griff McGriff describes some of the most unique and useful features of his oft updated page on CapFSports.com and provides some fantasy advice for nerds in a pinch.

#31

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 12 May 2017 22:53:53 +0000

Griff returns to talk about Dwight Howard’s car insurance ineptitude, crooked zebras, and Graham previews the latest device that gives children an appreciation of spinning lights, 10 years too early.

#30- Doctor Kevin Schmidt

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 06 May 2017 14:41:39 +0000

Kevin comes by to discuss World Series Game 7, Joe Maddon’s sanity, and Mead production.

#29- Jesse Walden

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 30 Apr 2017 19:03:27 +0000

Graham welcomes his big sister to the podcast to talk Turkey, that time 5 year old Graham met Cardinals Catcher Tom Pagnozzi and googling highlights.

#28- General Cory Reizner

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 29 Apr 2017 00:34:15 +0000

Graham welcomes his long time associate, General Cory “Dabs McMoonrocks” Reizner to discuss nuclear war preparedness, Bears draft pick predictions and the Bulls’ doomsday clock.

#27- April 20th Special

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 21 Apr 2017 01:48:34 +0000

In honor of this most American of holidays, the boys present a selection of inane conversations designed to accomplish nothing and celebrate everything.

#26

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 15 Apr 2017 20:59:00 +0000

The Boys whine about replay in Baseball, Griff drops a dime on humanity in the face of a robot takeover and the sports Illuminati bring the joys of work to your free time.

#25

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 08 Apr 2017 18:14:22 +0000

Graham presents a tribute to Don Rickles, tells a story about meeting professional boxer “Hurricane” Peter McNeeley and Ronnie Reagan gets roasted by a legend.

Griff’s Fantasy Corner- #1

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 08 Apr 2017 17:14:29 +0000

With baseball upon us, we unveil the inaugural episode of Griff’s fantasy corner. A part of the greater Sports With A Capital F media dynasty.

#24

One Graham Army Presents — Sun, 02 Apr 2017 19:04:07 +0000

Cathy Byrd, author of “The Boy Who Knew Too Much” would not like this week’s episode. If you believe that her child is the reincarnation of Lou Gehrig, you won’t either.

#23

One Graham Army Presents — Sat, 25 Mar 2017 17:16:49 +0000

America claims the WBC title, Japanese baseball is super interesting and Al Michaels stops by unexpectedly.

#22

One Graham Army Presents — Fri, 24 Mar 2017 19:33:28 +0000

Graham talks World Baseball Classic, skips March-Madness and welcomes Griff for a second half discussion surrounding premonitions inspired by bowel movements.

#21

One Graham Army Presents — Thu, 23 Mar 2017 23:02:22 +0000

Graham bids farewell to Jay Cutler, Griff loves aliens and most people don't watch Teen Mom.